Her vagina should come with caution tape.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize
