matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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