whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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