You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
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