oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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