Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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