Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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