The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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