We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Randomize
