i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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