is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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