scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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