I'm drive I can fine osifer
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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