I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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