I swear she didn't look like that last week.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
