You really coming over, don't trick.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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