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i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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