he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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