Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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