Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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