ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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