your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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