I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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