Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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