Plan B is the new Plan A
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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