I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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