bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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