for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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