just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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