did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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