So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
operation harelip BJ is a go
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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