he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
wow bdsm is so cute
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