I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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