You're completely useless in the revolution.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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