Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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