Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
