Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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