Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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