Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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