Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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