You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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