you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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