my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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