i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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