just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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