Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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