So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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