who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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