I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
ttyl tear gas
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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