its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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