is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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